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I went to Bristol last weekend (place in the South West of England)

and i got handcuffed, and i got my arse smacked with a paddle, and i got handcuffed to this four poster bed and this crazy chick was snorting cocaine off my cock.

Anyone else down with shit like this??


hit me back

bmx is gay

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#2
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I'm with you on the handcuffs and stuff but I don't know about all that snorting coke shit. That's deffinitly something fucking out there though...
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#3
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my first post!..and your weird
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#4
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hahahahaha

I spray on da sucka repellant and shake da haterz

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#5
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mate, if you think getting coke snorted off your cock is weird, you better get the fuck out of my face
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#6
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i guess it is kinda weird, but whats weirder is that i'd only met her once before and that was after a week of raving in San Antonio, Ibiza 6 years ago.

bitch was smoking, but the sex was nuts.


anyone else got any wild shit to talk about?

bmx is gay

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#7
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recently drove a girl home and copped a beej.

I'll let you know when I get a girl to snort a line of coke off my cock though.
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#8
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yea. i had sex once. hahahahaha

Ditch$et!

if you dunno know, ask ya girl

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#9
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i siihbap'ed last night
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ohio>all
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#11
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She must have got a nose full of cheese then Baz haha

what the fuck do you get up to man?

H Man

in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

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#12
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fuckin dftu....i once nailed a girl in the doorway to a chapter of samaritans...i'd say thats rad...i dont need no councelling...
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#13
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Originally Posted by RyanThom View Post
yea. i had sex once. hahahahaha
with a girl??

bmx is gay

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#14
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WOW I WENT TO THE LAST PAGE OF THREADS AND SAW THIS SHIT...
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WOW I WENT TO THE LAST PAGE OF THREADS AND SAW THIS SHIT...
hahaha seffer do this more often its funny as shit
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#16
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its way better when the cokes caked on your dick and you fuck some chick like that. fuck her in the nose. or cut her open and fuck her intestine to some cannibal corpse. sluts love that shit.

Thankful



Quote:Originally Posted by s-t-e-v-eso a park not allowing brakeless bikes for obvious insurance reasons is retarded...but illuminati plots and government conspiracies are perfectly logical?

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Originally Posted by LOGAN ARMY BANGOUT View Post
this crazy chick was snorting cocaine off my cock.
You=Rockstar...

That's some straight up crazy shit...

Quote:Originally Posted by Adam22blackman, you are a bad man for stealing that bike. what you did was wrong.

NIGGA QUIT PLAYING WITH MAAAAAAAAAN ITS BLACKMAN B. AKA THE PROBLEM. I DIDN'T HAVE A BIKE SO NAHMEAN I TOOK A BIKE. YOU KNOW? AINT NOTHING B.

yeah i really want to have that...

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#18
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Meh. Ever shot up heroin through your taint in the bathroom at a Phillipino cock fight while an asian bitch with no teeth palms your balls?

Neither have I, but that shit would be wild.
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i once held hands with a girl

Quote:Originally Posted by FBM_CAPONE_RIDERahaha my sis sed that the pussy tightens up after a bitQuote:Originally Posted by nickydicky13OMG this looks just liek my cousin except shes like 13 but OMG so weird
and WOW she is fine

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#20
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with a hot ass redhair.. DAMN SHE WAS GOOD!
FLAT BLACK, SCERBOS & RED TONY NEYER - BIKE CHECK (04/2010)
PURPLE HAZE - BIKE CHECK (05/2009)

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#21
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Why would you want a line snorted off your cock???????? You might twitch and waste that shit, Didnt happen

What they know they could not help create
I've seen it for years and I know first hand
Who is genuine and who is fake
The rest of the leeches will come and go
Good riddance, we hated you anywayStraight to your face with the truth!

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#22
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Originally Posted by Ilyaitken View Post
i once held hands with a girl
I honestly doubt that.
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#23
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I railed a girl at 3:00 A.M. on the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk, in the warm California fun (I had to throw that gay line in)..

The best part of it was, I told her I was 20, and she said I looked older, in reality, I am 18.

There will always be a special place in my heart for lying to beautiful volleyball players.

Quote:Originally Posted by TheLegendHimselfI love beerQuote:Originally Posted by Kratergeckonobody needs those pic's.
you still take em, so the internet can laugh when you catch her cheating.

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#24
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I honestly doubt that.
She could have been fat, or drunk?

Nah, you're right.

Quote:Originally Posted by TheLegendHimselfI love beerQuote:Originally Posted by Kratergeckonobody needs those pic's.
you still take em, so the internet can laugh when you catch her cheating.

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#25
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a drunk/fit grandma was arousingly brushing up against me last night, like she'd bend over in front of me and her ass would rub on my leg, no shit

this forum sucks so im just here to make it worse
my bike

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#26
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got extremely fucked up and banged this model/actor chick last night
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#27
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i smashed with a scene chick last week. it was just as amazing as the thread made me think it would be
vimeo <- click
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Originally Posted by burbsrider View Post
i smashed with a scene chick last week. it was just as amazing as the thread made me think it would be
Lucky bastard
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#29
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my mates friend last night at some gathering at another mates yard, beautiful bottom
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#30
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dont even wanna know...
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